We all have encountered this problem... It will happen again too. How to deal with lack of toilet paper... You have options and need to plan ahead. Off Grid Living: 15 Toilet Paper Alternatives - Homestead Survival Site Let me add one more; the poor mans bidet. It is a one gallon pressure sprayer, available in garden supply shops everywhere. The nozzle can be bent to produce an upward spray. 'course you will need water... fairly clean water is better.