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Humor - We can't be serious all the time!

Discussion in 'The Main Board' started by twp, Feb 22, 2019.

  1. twp

    twp Administrator Staff Member

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    Most of those seem like issues related to people other than plumbers!

    Thanks for laughs, I needed it.
     
  3. twp

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    That's why they are no longer plumbers... :rolleyes:
     
  4. Atlas

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    If I was a plumber and I showed up to install a toilet, but noticed that the door would shut around it, I would totally put the door behind it. Just as a message to the lead that they messed up.
     
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    I particularly like the "throne" installation, except that my crown would keep hitting the ceiling...
     
  6. Atlas

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    That one screams Middle East!
     
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    My particular favourite is the modification to the 'stand and deliver' toilet. Very inventive.:p
     
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    These add new meaning to "toilet humor"...:D
     
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    Need a outhouse?


    NEALLhaybales_birley.jpg
     
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  10. Atlas

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    I think that I seen that driving through Oklahoma one time! They do things different over there.
     
  11. twp

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    I like the lounge chair! Now we need a reading library, perhaps a few magazines too.
     
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    I'm not kidding, I have a lounge chair that looks just like that on my front porch. Maybe I should open a rest area too.
     
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    Put a porta-potty in, the kind that needs a dime to unlock? Then look into a soda machine and snack bar? All the comforts of home...:D
     
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    If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...

    … and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

    European.
     
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  15. twp

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    ouch...
     
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    Sorry if I offended any Europeans on the boards.
     
  17. twp

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    snort!
     
  18. Atlas

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    What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
     
  19. twp

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    StupidIsAsStupidDoes
     
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