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Preppers! Remember this!

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I’m retired. Is it Monday?
 

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Yes, it is and ilt will be Monday for the next four days. There is no rest for the retired...:D
 

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I'm not retired and every day is Monday when I'm working.
 
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Advice for Preppers, by a renown authority on Energy Saving and Home Economics. Add this to your Prepper Comic Archives.
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Well, Don't say I didn't warn you all.

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Looks like it's time for some paternity testing? Such is how marriages end.
 

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Years ago, that happened to friends of mine.

He had had a vasectomy and as they put it: "No pregnancy sex is great!!!!"

She turned up pregnant. Fertilization was slowly but steadily hitting the rotating ventilation from family and friends.

He knew I'd been a medic and asked me. I told him to do three things.
Talk to his doctor.
Get tested.
Be ready to turn his back on EVERYONE but his wife when the tests show its his.

His doctor tested him and sure nuff he still was a bit potent.
The Drs. insurance paid for an amniocentsis and DNA test. Bingo.

They came out of it with a little girl and a much smaller group of friends.

My first reaction was to laugh at the pics. It is funny.
Then I remembered them.

For a while, in the General Medicine (now called Family Practice) clinic, I was the VD Sgt. I had a guy bring his wife with him. He had been TDY to the Philippine Islands. After his PCOD (Sex Cut Off Date - the last day you could "visit" and still be treated before coming home. ) he got drunk and got stupid. Came home and a week later developed some symptoms. He fess'd all to his wife and they came to the clinic.

Long story short - Non-Specific Urethritis - a bad lower urinary tract infection. I over treated him with our standard VD regimen. 4 shots of very thick Procaine Pen in the butt and 10 days of oral antibiotics. I don't know how they turned out. She did find me a couple of days later. I took her to one of my Docs, told him what was found by the lab, how I over treated it, and told them to find me with any other questions. After he talked with her she was even more relieved.

Stuff like that ( I have several other ones) is funny. At the same time...
 
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