Don't mind the man behind the curtain. Dilbert isn't far off at all, in the same way the Onion is so far out that it usually comes true.
It's a matter of what is most important for American... Ask yourself what the Taliban would do in this situation. Think about the children!In a statement, McDonald’s aimed to cool down any buzz regarding a potential FTC inquiry. “Nothing is more important to us than delivering on our high standards for food quality and safety, which is why we work with fully vetted partners that can reliably provide safe solutions at scale.”